[Pause. Low.] Let me in. [Pause.] We drifted in among the flags and stuck. The way they went down, sighing, before the stem! [Pause.] I lay down across her with my face in her breasts and my hand on her. We lay there without moving. But under us all moved, and moved us, gently, up and down, and from side to side.

“Krapp’s Last Tape” - Samuel Beckett

They’re coming to take me away— HA HAA! They’re coming to take me away Hoho! Hehee Hahaa to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they’re coming to take me away, HA HAA!

acewepeel:

Hi new followers, this is me.

acewepeel should know he’s my new favourite person. For Srsly.

Happy Zombie Jesus Day <3

Happy Zombie Jesus Day <3

friendlyatheist:

Baby preachers.

Wow. This is messed up and extremely sad. Poor kids…
That being said, video commentary is really funny.

I… am not an atheist. I’m not a Christian either. I consider myself “agnostic”. This is hilarious.

If I start writing now 
When I’m not really rested
It could upset my thinking
Which is no good at all.
I’ll get a fresh start tomorrow
And it’s not due till Wednesday
So I’ll have all of Tuesday
Unless something should happen.
Why does this always happen,
I should be outside playing
Getting fresh air and sunshine,
I work best under pressure,
And there’ll be lots of pressure
If I wait till tomorrow
I should start writing now.
But I if I start writing now
When I’m nbot really rested
It could upset my thinking
Which is
No good at all.

(via libraryland)
EXACTLY this.
This is not what April Fools Day is about. It&#8217;s about HARMLESS pranks. NOT scarily destructive ones that can end up like this. 

(via libraryland)

EXACTLY this.

This is not what April Fools Day is about. It’s about HARMLESS pranks. NOT scarily destructive ones that can end up like this. 

COLLEGE - everyone is talking about it so,

anthonyamor:

next year, will be the tedious work of filling out crap and busting my ass off. I think, i will go to community college first because it opens up more oppurtunites in my case, which I’m not proud to say :(. But damn, I am so impatient. Most likely going to OCC with undecided thoughts. I honestly can’t wait til college because that’s where everything comes into play, the people are more mature, and I’ll be out of here.

So, this caught my eye and made me feel this NEED for response.

It is tedious to fill out all the crap and bust your ass off. I agree that going to community college first is a great option. I started at a 4 year university, and was so busy trying to adapt to being away from home, making new friends, and staying sane with the workload that I failed two out of five courses. In that time my mother also lost her job so it was cheaper to come home where I’d focus and be able to ease my way into the way college works.

After my first semester at NCC? I had a 4.0 GPA. And I now have a 3.77 GPA and I’m in Honors courses about to graduate from NCC and move on to Kutztown University.

I only JUST figured out that I want to be an art major. So do NOT let anyone pressure you into thinking you NEED to declare your major right away. That’s crap. Work at your pace.

And I wish I could tell you that you are right about the people being more mature. They just have more adult issues that are being handled immaturely. I find myself amazed at the maturity levels of some of the students. Honors keeps me relatively sane. But it’s still definitely where life kicks off. 

Don’t know that I helped, or if you’ll read it or not, but… thought it was a necessary response. :/ Maybe… I don’t know. Who’m I as an authority on anything? Ah well.. :) Good luck with things :)

So I thought about getting the word out that I exist on tumblr. But I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;m good at this tumbling business? I&#8217;ve just begun and love it. I stumbled upon tumblr judge&#8230; I was tempted to be like &#8220;Hey&#8230; hey&#8230; PST! Dooooo eeetttttt judge me!&#8221; And then realized that I&#8217;m probably going to end up lamely average and ashamed of myself&#8230; Also my randomness ends up being a turn off quite often. Suckssss :/
Picture semi-related.

So I thought about getting the word out that I exist on tumblr. But I’m not sure I’m good at this tumbling business? I’ve just begun and love it. I stumbled upon tumblr judge… I was tempted to be like “Hey… hey… PST! Dooooo eeetttttt judge me!” And then realized that I’m probably going to end up lamely average and ashamed of myself… Also my randomness ends up being a turn off quite often. Suckssss :/

Picture semi-related.

It&#8217;s completely lame that Robbie Sinclair couldn&#8217;t have been my boyfriend. He&#8217;s too young and also extinct and another species.
Also I&#8217;m happily engaged&#8230; but we&#8217;re talking hypotheticals tonight.

It’s completely lame that Robbie Sinclair couldn’t have been my boyfriend. He’s too young and also extinct and another species.

Also I’m happily engaged… but we’re talking hypotheticals tonight.

So he&#8217;s the Charlie Brown to My Little Red Haired Girl
Totally helps that I happen to be an actual little red haired girl&#8230; without the little part. :/

So he’s the Charlie Brown to My Little Red Haired Girl

Totally helps that I happen to be an actual little red haired girl… without the little part. :/

Sometimes, if all you have is old words, all you can do is put them together and hope they say something new.

J.D., Scrubs | Submitted by: sleepyjean (via quote-book)
retardparty:

thatlisakid:

intimaterose:

zippityzappityzap:

9gag:

2012, bring it on.






I&#8230; lol&#8217;d.
comicallyvintage:

Want a tumble? Play it cool.

comicallyvintage:

Want a tumble? Play it cool.

429. All guns are loaded.

(via rulesformyunbornson)

It’s a good rule…